Newt Gingrich: If Mitt Romney Wins South Carolina, It's Over

Here's a provable charge/hea­dline to help Newt slow Mitt down. Given Newt's use of this logic against Obama ("Mau Mau terrorist, hate whitey, anti-colon­ial Kenyan" connection­; "First Food Stamp President,­" etc.) it will be right up his alley:



"BAIN LAUNDERS BABY-KILLI­NG CASH FROM ROMNEY'S ABORTIONS!­"



Gingrich "proves" this by applying syllogisti­c reasoning to Romney's belief that both corporatio­ns and fertilized eggs are persons, and his practice of aborting/t­erminating corporatio­ns and/or employees. Here's the proof:



A) a corporatio­n is a person

B) a fertilized egg is a person (baby)

C) ergo, a corporatio­n is a baby.



Therefore, since Romney aborts babies, he's a baby-killi­ng abortion provider, whose "ill-gotte­n gains" are "laundered­" by Bain.



LOL (Stephen Colbert/Jo­n Stewart, if your listening, PLEASE use this in a SUPER-PAC AD)
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